5 July 2010, 9:51 am
This started out as a simple question about Florida, but then I got a bunch of ignorant responses from mouth-breathing floridians and I just went off on a crazy tangent...I tried to copy and paste the original posts in an effort to make it as coherent as possible to new readers....it starts out as a sort of NJ vs, FL people come here to exploit it, vacation for a while then get the hell back to real society...baseball teams use it to train, disneyworld set up shop so they could make money all year 50 minutes ago As far as NJ being the armpit, I'd much rather be the armpit than the uncircumcised crooked penis of the country. NJ has infinitly better beaches and the best boardwalk in the world, and thats FL's only claim to fame, their beaches and we got them beat, on top of which we have legalized gambling, 30 minutes to NY arguably america's best city and 30 minutes to Philly which not only houses the declaration of independence but the constitution as well, we got culture coming out the ***, not to mention america's top university. You cant compare the two, we have you losers beat at every angle. 25 minutes ago And as far as any significant person coming out of Florida, they all hate it...Johnny Depp is from here and left as soon as he could claiming it was like the town in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, nothing ever happens and will never happen...and thats all you have unless you want to include losers like Tosh.0 who quoted Florida as being"hot, flat, and dumb" Now Jersey not only has stars we have superstars, Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholsen, Frank Sinatra...and they all love NJ. Not to mention where Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb and Albert Einstein did his most important work. Florida is designed for morons who do not want to think, ;lain and simple, everything is packaged for convenience, its like a fast food state, dont get me wrong, its great to come here for a week get wild and party but once you leave your skidmark on this hot, unpleasnatly, humid, arachnid swarming, hurricane riddled mess its time to get the hell out. 15 minutes ago Only a brain dead philistine totally devoid of any imagination and personality would want to call this place home and be proud. This is the kind of place where all those to Catch a Predator shows are filmed..the kind of rancid environment that produces putrid filth like Aileen Wournos. I wish a hurricane would wipe this embarassment off the map. 12 minutes ago I wouldn't even think twice about this hole if I didn't get stuck down here...and why did I get stuck down here...because the morons who inhabit this mockery to the democratic process helped get that genius George Bush elected not once but twice and totally destroyed the fabric of our society and economy. The people of Florida should be stoned in the streets, they're shameless. If they had a shred of dignity they would realize their folly and hang their sloped-browed heads in shame. Wha a collection of @$$holes. 7 minutes ago 15 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer. Additional Details I can't seem to stop...there is just too much fodder. The girls down here are beyond easy, to the point where even me a guy in my 20s finds it disgusting. Every 19-20 year old girl is already turned out, either has kids already, or is pregnant, sometimes even married and divorced...totally classless. The roads along with city planning must have been done by a person who was fuctionally retarded.....there are so many accidents, people careening around on motorcycles getting killed left and right, which is alright by me, smite that grime off the earth....the architecture is dull and often tacky...the school system is a joke...I worked with a substiute teacher at a part-time job and this ***** was barely literate. The list goes on and on. The filth is unparalleled.....how many strip clubs and adult book stores can one place really need....I'll admit I've been to a few strip clubs but never an adult book store....and its not the fact that they exist or even the abundance in which they exist....its the openness and sheer shamlessness in which they do exist...for example you will have a hardcore strip club right next to a church and an adult bookstore right next to an elementary school....only in a place as tasteless as Florida is this considered morally sound. How can you expect well adjusted citizens in such an environment or functioning adults to be raised around such things...thats why you have such an abundanc of whorish teens and and onslaught of creeps.....never in my life have I seen dense population of hyperly depraved sociopathic borderline rapists, freely walking the streets...in any other place these banes of society are looked down upon and sanctioned to their own dispacable hidden corners of the world....in Florida its just like every other hump u see mindlessly trolling around the streets. I dont know how people aren't Its cool you admit it Roxy...thats all I ask, I dont have anything against you guys.....Master Baiter is clearly from Tampa and proves everything I've said....go kill yourself you waste of life.... Read More »
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